Douchebag Of The Week : Bret Michaels
Sorry but I could not resist after seeing this picture of Bret Michaels. I hate to admit it but my husband and I shamelessly watched the 1st season of Bret Michaels’s Rock Of Love. He found the girl, but in the end, the girl decided to dump his ass… LOL. Thank goodness. Made me respect her even more. What was her name again? Roberta, please help me :) Anyhooo, because of that, VH1 decided to have a second round for Bret to find “his true love”. Of course, if you don’t succeed on finding the skankiest girl the first time, by all means, get a second chance. And when I say skanky, I mean really skanky the second time around. We’ve caught a few episodes when it started and my golly the Women are skanky. And then there’s Bret saying, “I really believe I’ll find my true love this time around”. Puhlleaazeee. Hey washed-up rocker in his 40’s, I hate to burst your bubbles but you can’t find her among the 5 women gyrating on a stripper pole while they try to balance everything that’s fake on their body and crying over how much they luuurrrvveee you at the confessional room. At least on the first season, there were actually a few decent women in the bunch. Including the one you eventually picked who like I said dumped your ass after she saw the show…hehehe.
But then again, that’s probably why you’re still “looking”. Hence, you get the honor of our Douchebag of the Week.
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8 opinions for Douchebag Of The Week : Bret Michaels
Julie
Mar 5, 2008 at 11:55 am
What is a Douchebag?
Roberta
Mar 8, 2008 at 8:21 am
That was Jes Rickleff :) She was too good for him….and I agree, I tuned in for a minute to the 2nd season and the girls are just horrible. Like that one bubblehead Daisy.
Vanessa Valiente
Mar 17, 2008 at 10:28 am
Wonderful use of the word, “Douche bag.” I find it is under used in the world of print. Keep up the good work.
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SHASHA
Apr 13, 2008 at 10:36 am
HES HOT!
Chris J.
Apr 28, 2008 at 7:56 pm
kinda funny you mentioned Brett Michaels as being your pick for Douchebag of the Week. That’s awesome! Someone also sent in a pic of him for us to feature on our home page this week at http://www.douchebagtag.com. This confirms that he is a total Douchebag!
Casey H
Apr 29, 2008 at 10:23 am
DOUCHE!! I just read an article the other day about him admitting to having hair plugs… Im pretty sure thats not the only fake thing- He’s had to have facial work done too!
douchewatcher
Aug 19, 2008 at 9:27 am
if you want to see many douchebags being their douchey selves
http://www.douchewatcher.com
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