September 27th, 2008
Here’s something funny for the weekend. I haven’t posted jokes in a while. I think that explains why everyone is walking around here with a sorry face…hehehe ;).
Mental Asylum
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. “Well” […]
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September 9th, 2008
It’s been a while since I’ve posted a joke. It’s hard to find something funny out there these days. Heard, read and seen ‘em all before, yah know. But I figured I should at least make an effort to pst once in a while. I know you miss them so, hehe!
On my 60th birthday, […]
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August 2nd, 2008
Actually, before I give you you the help you so need to be the best Daddy in the world, you need to watch the Mom overture first. Basically what all Mothers tell their children, continuously, 24 hours, daily. You have to watch this first to understand what Anita is talking about in the second video […]
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July 22nd, 2008
Last New Year’s Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
It was embarrassing - The bartender was almost crushed to […]
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July 17th, 2008
If you are one of the statues mentioned below, what would you have done?
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky […]
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July 12th, 2008
Here’s a little humor for your weekend. Maybe learn a few tips too. :)
SNOOTY RECEPTIONIST
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large un-friendly […]
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July 10th, 2008
Hey, don’t kill the messenger here. Apparently, researches have proven that Men Die First. Here’s a description from the book, Why Men Die First by Marianne Legato :
Dr. Legato shows how the forces of culture and biology conspire against male mortality. Drawing on the latest research and narrated through the lives of her patients, […]
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July 8th, 2008
You love your friends and I hope they know that. I’m pretty sure they love you too. But how do you express that without being accused of something else? Just an innocent Man Hug of course. Some Men are afraid to do it. They get uncomfortable for some reason. Women hug each other all the […]
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July 2nd, 2008
Just in time for swimming season. I hope you learn something from the joke :)
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
“It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They’re years outta style. […]
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June 25th, 2008
It’s been a while since I last posted a joke, huh? Well here’s one for your Wednesday’s Humor. Remember, it’s only a joke (until somebody gets hurt, hehehe)
$50 Is $50
Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Ester, I’d like to ride in that […]
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